“How to cure sadness
1. tell all your problems to fuck off.
2. laugh at all your misfortunes
3. scream/cry/hit things if needed.
4. go outside
5. spin around in circles until you puke
6. listen to the Elizabethtown soundtrack all day (believe me it works)
7. eat fruit
8. take up hula-hooping.
9. look in the mirror and say “Fuck you, I’m awesome.”
10. take pictures
11. remember I did all of these things, so your not alone.
12. lay down outside- close your eyes and breathe.
13. drink coffee (of course)
14. and at the end of the day i want you to promise me you will say these 4 words, outloud: “Holy shit I’m alive.”—